Saturday, December 31, 2011

Lawyas with attitude


   Walking through the mall on the way to the train I pass by a young woman who left our firm a few months ago. A large black woman with attitude.  She pretends not to see me and avoids making eye contact.  That works for me.  A middle-aged white man with attitudes of my own. 
 Seeing the young woman reminds me of a breakfast KC and I had years ago, before we had kids, at the Holiday Inn across the expressway from LaGuardia.  What took us to that place I can’t remember. 
The hotel was full of enormous black women, there for some kind of convention.  The older women cling to each other in the elevators, as if being transported to their third-floor rooms is an adventure, and one not without risk; as if the elevator doors might open onto the freeway, or the middle of the forest, instead of the third floor.  The younger women, the really big ones, ask me in loud voices if I know where the pool is.  When I admit that I don’t, they mutter something I don't quite catch.
Two of the older women sit at the table next to us at breakfast and spend a long time studying the menu.  I listen with one ear as they try to figure out how to eat for three dollars apiece.  They each settle on a side order of sausages, thinking toast must be included.  They sass the Japanese waitress when they learn they have to order the toast as an extra side.  When their food comes they spread grape jelly on the toast and roll the sausage links up inside and eat it with their hands.  They sass the waitress some more when they ask for more jelly.  And again when they ask for ice water.  As if the waitress has it in for them.
I can't help thinking that the slim Japanese waitress is disgusted by all of this.  I imagine she had a bowl of rice and a small piece of broiled fish and tea for her breakfast, and has never sassed anyone in her life.
I am embarrassed by all of this, including my own reactions to it.  We were a sad group there at the Holiday Inn.  And no better, twenty years later, walking through the Prudential Center Mall.

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